Cruising around the internet, one encounters quite a bit of entertaining slang. Some of it is geared toward the gay, lesbian and otherwise queerly-inclined folks. A selection, presented for your amusement:
Hasbian: One who used to be a lesbian. Often can be counted among the Five Allies in Queerland.
Lesbient: A stoner lesbian. “Ent” comes from the tree people from J.R.R. Tolkien’s famed Trilogy of the Rings, in case you didn’t know.
Lesberina: This is pretty much what I wanted to be when I grew up when I was a kiddo. Just guess the definition.
Lesberjack: Urban Dictionary defines this as “a woman who wears plaid to clearly identify herself as a lesbian.” Clearly, though, nowadays, if one isn’t careful with accessorizing, one could be mistaken for a Mere Hipster.
Lesbaru: A Subaru, driven by a lesbian. Urban Dictionary says this has to be a late-model Subaru, but can be driven by any woman. I disagree, Urban Dictionary, particularly since Subarus in the Pacific Northwest are driven by pretty much everyone. Related: We also need a word for Lesbian Pickup Trucks. Ten points to the first person to come up with a clever moniker for that.
Lesbionic: Again, I disagree with Urban Dictionary here. They define it as “something pertaining to two female robots or cyborgs who are emotionally and sexually attracted to each other.” Since there’s no such thing as robots, clearly what they meant to say was a lesbian with bionic superpowers. Duh.
What internet slang did I miss (no offensive stuff, please)? What slang do you use in your own social group that the internet doesn’t know about yet? Tell me in the comments.
Midgbian: midget plus lesbian.
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How about "lesbionic" for a woman whose holds the lesbian part of her identity in the forefront of her character–a kind of "all lesbian, all the time" kind of person? Or it might be cute too for, like, a "power lesbian"? I can't think of anything for the pick-up truck!
The only other one I can think of is the old "LUG": lesbian until graduation.
Shari: Heart that. Heart it so hard.Major Lady: The former definition reminds me of lesbidon, or Lesbian Don: ie, the head of the lesbian mafia! Scary.
i use "Heche" as in "she pulled a Heche. someone who was dating women and all of a sudden she goes to men.or she becomes crazy.that's Anne Heche
I like to say queermo instead of homo, for example, queermosexual.
Writer: I am so stealing that. Especially applicable when the two occur simultaneously, I imagine?Deena: YAY! It's more inclusive, and kinda fun to say, too.
Lesbohemian and Lesbonaut. The first is pretty self-explanatory (I think, anyway). The second, marking the 'maiden voyage' into lesbianism.
Heh. Maiden voyage.
Sarah: Lesbidon is AWESOME!