Men don’t let men eat vegetables

11 May

What could be manlier than an irrational hatred of dark leafies? A steady diet of beer and prepackaged fatty foods, that’s what! Nothing says “macho” like high cholesterol, diabetes and heart disease. Watch and cringe:

Just shows to go ya, not even menfolk are immune to the detrimental effects of the patriarchy. I’m sure either one of my vegetarian/vegan brothers could tell you a story or two (or six) of having their manly street cred called into question due to their love of fruits, vegetables and whole grains.

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19 Responses to “Men don’t let men eat vegetables”

  1. Patrick May 11, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

    is the conclusion based solely on data derived from this commercial?

  2. Patrick May 11, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

    gosh, men are soooooo stupid.

  3. Sarah May 11, 2011 at 1:48 pm #

    I think you misunderstand. I'm not calling men stupid, I'm calling marketing campaigns that enforce harmful gender binaries and are detrimental to people's health, be they geared toward men or women, stupid.

  4. Ursus May 11, 2011 at 1:56 pm #

    No salad! Yep, the patriarchy grinds almost everyone under the ol' bootheel. Only rich white guys get away from it, if they can. Redistribute!

  5. Patrick May 11, 2011 at 2:28 pm #

    I think I understand. I suppose I should have been more specific; I disagree with the conclusive statement that these commercials, and others like them, have truly created a situation where one's manliness and "street cred" are at risk when making certain dietary decisions. Presupposing that seems risky, and inaccurate. Leading your vegetarian brother to the belief that his food choices will alienate him from his own gender is the problem.

  6. Sarah May 11, 2011 at 2:42 pm #

    You're right, the commercials are a symptom and not a cause of a society that mandates a set of gender-based criteria to which each of us must conform. Little choices we make – from the way we cut our hair and the way we sit to what we choose to eat – DO have an impact on how we're perceived by others, whether it's manly street cred or womanly street cred.And perhaps being a vegetarian adult male in Portland Oregon in 2011 won't lead to one getting one's manliness questioned – it is, after all, the hipster capital of the world. But when I was a vegetarian in rural Southern Oregon, I had meat violently shoved in my face almost daily. For my older brother, who grew up in the sketchier parts of the Bay Area, being a vegan was just one of a many characteristics (long hair, being really tall) that got him into all kinds of trouble from his fellow menfolk. I have a lot of male friends who were called "pussy" and worse for not eating meat.

  7. Lyndon May 11, 2011 at 6:14 pm #

    how about beer and salad? Is that a compromise?

  8. Brian May 11, 2011 at 6:48 pm #

    Hey…I like vegetables. And all that other stuff…

  9. JoAnna May 11, 2011 at 10:19 pm #

    Too funny.. my husband only eats vegetables.

  10. Sarah May 11, 2011 at 11:46 pm #

    Brian: Me too. Don't worry, that doesn't make you less of a manly man to me, only to Miller's marketing department.Lyndon: That sounds like dinner!JoAnna: Awesome! He should tell me his secret, because the only way I can eat vegetables is with butter or ranch dressing.

  11. Kalvyn May 11, 2011 at 11:58 pm #

    I eat like a rabbit and fuck like one too.

  12. Sarah May 11, 2011 at 11:59 pm #

    I'm skerred.

  13. Ashley May 12, 2011 at 1:19 pm #

    Beer and salad *great combination* ^^

  14. Ashley May 12, 2011 at 1:19 pm #

    My boyfriend doesn't really like beer, but he eats "dark leafies" almost every day. I suppose he's also a Taiwanese guy who has never been corrupted by USA culture.

  15. Sarah May 12, 2011 at 1:21 pm #

    Yep, the salad is your veggie, the beer is your carb. It's the perfect meal! In fact, maybe Miller should start marketing it…

  16. Hattie May 20, 2011 at 7:18 pm #

    Captha is "mater." How about that!

  17. Sarah May 21, 2011 at 2:52 pm #

    Hear hear for randomly-generated Latin!

  18. Anonymous July 8, 2011 at 9:35 pm #

    My favorite vegetables are the preprocessed ones. Processed into beef, chicken, calamine lotion. Whatever. But in their unnatural (ie. raw) form, that's just wrong. Give me BACON in ICE CREAM topped with LOTS OF FAT…yum!

  19. Anonymous July 8, 2011 at 9:35 pm #

    That Anon was me, Aoirthoir.

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